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Thursday, December 15, 2005

New Header Quote

Hey I just thought I would inform my readers that the header to The Kuplic Chronicles has changed from an really old Chinaman to a quote from Jack Johnson's song Gone Gone Gone.

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Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Finals Week

Today this glorious day I finished my finals. Woot! Finals week is one of the most amazing times to observe people. Honestly if you are a people watcher and you will enjoy it to a great degree. It is like steping into barzaro world or watching your friends experience a freaky friday type situation. Night owls go to bed early. People who are ussually to bed at 10 stay up till all hours of the night. Lazy people decide to study constantly. People who the rest of the year thought themself not smart enough to memorize ten dates in 6 hours, have unquestioned faith in their ability to learn 1000 in 4 hours. It snows. (ok that has nothing to do with finals I just like snow.) Good looking people start looking really really old due to lack of sleep. And then there are those of us who just laugh. That really is your only choice.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

I Had A Dream

So last night, I got 11 hours of sleep I went to bed the earliest I ever have this year. 12:30!! So at ten-thirty this morning I wake up and remember a strange dream I had. So I was at my graduation party which I was having right next to my cousin’s house. Everything was going good and all. Then out of the party bustle comes my dad with another person with him. When I shook this some what aloof man's hand I noticed who he was. Former mayor of New York Rudy Giuliani! I asked him why he was there. He pointed to the blue sky and when I looked up I saw streams of pink and white pigeons flying overhead. Rudy went on to explain that because of this strange phenomenon of literally millions of birds flying in lines across the sky, his plane was unable to get off the ground without getting hundreds of birds stuck and clogging up the engines. So Rudy sat on my couch inside my living room just me and him and he asked me a question. He said "Michael tell me why aren't you a Pink head? You should become one you should join the army or the navy or air force or something." I told him that was a neat idea but I didn't think I would anytime soon. I asked him what a pink head was. He said frankly "You know what I really don't know." He had assumed it meant someone in the military. But I went on to correct him saying I believed it was a pink vertical bar used on drag race tracks. He merely nodded and closed his eyes to go to sleep. As he was sitting there, he said with long pauses between the words. "Michael what in the government would you want to do?" I told him I might be interested in the CIA or the NSA. He said alright then I will send you to some interviews later in the week. In my mind, I said to myself that I wasn’t really looking for something like this but thought I might go anyways just to see what happened. This was the point where I woke up and said out loud to myself. "Well that was pretty darn weird!" I then got up and had my day.