From Rain to Bacon

Like usual, I'm up late sitting in my old study room. I haven't been here for a while but I have a lot to get done. It is late and night and it has been raining for three days straight. I am just wondering what genius invented automatic sprinklers that go off when it is raining and spray you as you go through the middle of the quad. Good job man how about you go eat some badly flavored jellybeans or something. I can't do anything productive when it is raining. I tend to find myself sleeping a lot or just singing songs about how it is raining. Banana pancakes by Jack Johnson is one of those. Speaking of pancakes, I was at breakfast the other morning and I got some pop. No big deal right? Wrong. I got chewed out for having pop for breakfast. So I responded with the usual, "Thanks for the advice mom." response that I give most people who try to tell me what I can and can't eat. Come on , I'm still young I have the rest of my life to watch what I eat. Eating healthy only makes you body dependent on healthy food. It is like being addicted to a drug. No thanks. Then when you want to have something bad for you, lets say two pounds of bacon, then you get sick or bad cholesterol or whatever. I will have to eat bad tasting food when I'm old so I might as well make some memories of tasty fatty foods now when my metabolism is high. But you know it is not like you only eat healthy food at breakfast anyways. Let me compile a list. Pancakes they are basically fried paste that sounds really healthy seeing that you do not even let children eat paste. Everything in your breakfast you pour syrup on which is liquid sugar really. Next you have sausages I have no idea how many varieties of animals were killed to create this tasty greasy meat, but sausages rock. Then there is the chocolaty sugary cereal, and the chocolate waffles, which is like half candy half paste. I swear most breakfast foods were invented by children. Dougnuts are basically round old cupcakes without the center. Then there is toast. I’m just going to break it down for you. Toast is burnt crusty bread. You have to put a pound of butter on it to make it taste like food again. They you have bagels. I don't understand why people like these stale things. I know folks who love to get fresh bagels. How can you tell if they are fresh? You could keep them outside for 3 years and still sell them as fresh and no one would know the difference. To make a long story short. I do not like breakfast because there are too many rules for the things you have to eat for breakfast. The truth is none of those foods are really any good. You have to be in a daze from waking up just to want to eat them, not to mention all the sugar and syrup you have to add to make them taste good. Tell me this if breakfast foods were really that good why haven’t most of them spread to other meals such as lunch or dinner. No breakfast foods have managed to break out. With the exception of bacon, which is one of the greatest meats of all time, whose potential for widespread use has been significantly hindered by his association with the motley gang of dull breakfast foods. When is the last time you were making a dish and decided to chop up some pancakes and throw them in? How about I grill up some deep-fired sausage for dinner? Has anyone here ever made a casserole with bagels? No, of course not! Why? Because when we are in our right mind, we want nothing to do with most of the so called breakfast foods. It is like a conspiracy or something. The world of breakfast foods is very hard to break out of and very hard to break into. It this way because from our youth we have been taught the rules of breakfast and still mindlessly abide. This here is one human being who is right not rebelling against the establishment of breakfast and all that it stands for. Most important meal of the day, yeah right! You'll believe anything when you are tired and groggy from just waking up. Well this meant to be a post about a rainy day but it turned into an explanation of why I usually don’t eat breakfast. The only reason I go on occasion is for my friend bacon, and sometime sausage but then you can only have so much sausage. In conclusion, rain is not good usually.