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Thursday, January 26, 2006

A Load of Crap

So, I go into the laundry room today. And much to my surprise, I see a pile of clothes that look all dirty sitting on the counter. I dismiss it as something just kind of gross and go on with my sudsational activity of laundry. Then when the clothes are done I go to put them in the dryer. And the dryer is streaked with brown. Then there is this weird acorn looking thing in the bottom. Finally, my smell confirmed it. That’s right someone took a shit in the dryer. Then turned it on with some guys clothes in it. Yeah ok, the first thing I did was laugh. But that was probably because I was quoting Dane Cook in my head. "What I hope it wasn't my coat?" (If you have not heard that comedy sketch I highly recommend it.) So I don't know if someone actually mistook the dryer for the toilet, or for some reason was keeping some shit in the pocket for later, or perhaps was stuffed in the dryer against their will and got really scared when their juvenile friends turned the dryer on. Whatever the reason, that crap is just gross. So dear shitter, You suck!

Comments and Confessions, unlike crap, appreciated.

posted by Max Castile at 6:39 PM

8 Comments:

  • By the way, I would like to apologize for the swearing in this last post. It is not my usual style but in this situation it was peculiarly fitting.

    By Blogger Max Castile, at 6:52 PM  

  • awgh, was that in Selby?

    By Blogger Calla Lilly *, at 6:59 PM  

  • YES, MIKE! I WROTE THE STORY. I write everything in there unless noted by author or quotation marks.

    By Blogger Calla Lilly *, at 11:42 PM  

  • haha

    By Blogger Collin, at 11:47 PM  

  • So i talked to Mr. Stauble today. John Stauble, that is. He told me this story about when he got a call a couple days ago asking to donate money or soemthing to St. Thomas. She asked John where he works, and he said Trinity. She asked him if he, by any chance, knew Mike kuplic. He said yes. She then told him that mike was sitting right next to her. I told him, Mike, that you have a blog. He told me to tell you this, Mike: nice goatee.

    By Blogger abowar, at 10:47 PM  

  • Oh man good story.

    By Blogger Max Castile, at 3:46 PM  

  • ew

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:37 AM  

  • Ha! The exact same thing happened to someone I know! I have know idea in what way a dryer resembles a toilet seat to the inebriated mind, but...
    Actually, I know of some guy who's roommate got really trashed and opened up the sober guys laptop and peed on it. How exactly would you explain that to your parents? "Uhhh, mom, I kinda need $2000 because I, kinda, you know, got drunk and peed in my roommates Vaio"

    By Blogger Bern, at 10:56 PM  

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