A Truth has been Found

I just had a new profound realization about the world. And this is not one of those don't eat the yellow snow, or people do not like it when you train your cat to use their bed as a liter box realizations. This one is about the nature nay the very ontology of an activity we all do or procrastinate about doing everyday. The seven headed beast of doom is that little excitement filled pass-time called studying. I have noticed this feigns nemesis has lived a double life all throughout high school years. Like Santa clause or the Easter bunny or the monsters in your closet, this object has been the longest run lie that adults have told us for their amusement. Ok the anticipation has pretty much reached a point of no return, so I will just tell you what in the world I'm talking about. I'm rambling about that thing we call studying. Everyone says it helps us do well, well I think it doesn't so there. My evidence is that the things which I don't study for like eating sleeping and classes at 8 in the morning I do the best at without trying. However, when you start studying how headlights change shape as they get closer to your eyes or study how many bricks you can juggle, bad things happen. Therefore, the only logical conclusion is that studying=Beelzebub. That’s right and because I put the equal sign there is no way anyone can refute it. Because as everyone knows and equal sign is all powerful. That is unless you have a "\" to stab through it (but that is entirely beside the point.) Of which, I had none. So.......Everyone should stop studying so I have to study less.