Charity Just for Kicks

It seems an anonymous commenter has informed me that I have neglected one of my prominent benefactors that contribute to my thug life. So with that in mind, I have decided to create a Foundation. Yes that’s right, the first one. And I don't mean a piece of cement. Hardy Har. Garsh. Idiots. But a charity that provides low income white thug children to....how do I say this....get "hooked up with some decent kicks". This Fund will be called "Coleman's Kicks for Kids" No Coleman will not be violently bruising orphan children, he will be picking out shoes that are "Them/ their style" The funds and transportation will be supplied by donors then Coleman himself (or me and pat dressed in his jump suits in the case that he has "to bounce" and can't make it) will tell the kids exactly what shoes they want. And get them no matter the objection. It is a great program to prevent young children from making horrible pedestrial fashion blunders at an early age. I hope the foundation honors Coleman in a way that is truly unique to Coleman. Please consider making your gift. All gifts can be sent to my school address as seen on Facebook. You may write your checks out to cash or my name is fine as well.