Looters

If you have been living in a hole for the last couple weeks, let me tell fill you in, you looser. Ok, there was this huge hurricane. And the super smart Hurricane scientists have been studding it with this old Chinese calendar thing and they have decided to call it Katrina because it’s movements and devastation is like a badly trained Cat. But, it’s more like a crazy badly trained killer cat, so that’s why it’s “Kat” with a “K”. So this thing just sloshed through the southern US causing much damage and the beginning of some looting problems. Which got me thinking a lot about looter. And I have formally decided that...Yeah I hate looters! Going around stealing things that aren't even theirs. They're all like "look storms, and water lets go steal shit!" Come on people you should be saying "Lets get the Hell out of here." Not "What is something expensive that I can lug along with me?" Idiots! And the worst part is now that the city is 80% covered with water it's much easier for the worst kind of looters to get in. PIRATES!!!!! ARGGGGG!!!! I hate Pirates even more than looters. Well I guess their technically under the general category of looters. But why can't they be helpful pirates like in the pirates of the Caribbean or Wesley in princess bride who is the Dread Pirate Roberts, or the cartoon captain for Captain crunch (and yes he is a pirate ,no normal captains have a patch eye and a peg leg). Seriously what’s the deal you guys?! Just be nice.