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I would like to describe for you where I spend my time studying. It be not in thy library where ye man thickest I hath study. Nay. There exist a magical place where the windows are wide and the people walk on the streets for the sheer purpose of amusing you with their antics and taking your mind of the grindstone. It's like i always say "a mind on the grindstone is a sharp mind, but leave it there too long and it will have a nervous breakdown." Actually i never have spoken those words out of the hole in my face but i intend to start. Today for instance i saw a man with a forklift work moving huge things of sod. After he had finished moving all this sod off of a very large truck he parked to for lift behind the truck and started to push and pull at the lifting component of this machine. I laughed to myself and said "You idiot the thing is mechanical why don't you just use the controls." If he could have heard my comment he would most likely have said something like "I can't!! The fork lift has fallen on me and i can't reach the controls. Help! oh ouch Help!!" But he didn't and that is one of the benefits of sound proof glass. So now i have let you look through a peep hole into the magical land where i learn and get headaches. By the way the man under the forklift did not die. I brought him a sandwich and he is doing just fine. If you cared you heartless freaks!

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Just to let you know as I sat here in this study room on this thursday night writing this a bunch of people walked by and the last one said to the others when he saw me in here, and this is a quote, "What the Fuck is someone doing studying?!" Need I say more about this Academic community.
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Max Castile, at 10:40 PM
Right on qeenmollers.
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Max Castile, at 1:37 AM
so, you brought him a sandwich and he is doing just fine. what? is he still there? what does he do all day long? couldnt you even read short stories to him or something as long as you weren't feeling the urge to use those marvelous mechanical controls (or if they werent working, getting some mechanic) to get him unstuck so that he could do something better with his time other than to wait for someone to not be a heartless freak? hmmm, we should ponder the meaning of life.......
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Anonymous, at 2:05 AM
Oh the joys of university life...shall I count the ways I Love the...no
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Anonymous, at 7:13 PM
Only the high and mighty privledged ones are allowed in these study havens...unless you have the wherewithal to have connections....
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Anonymous, at 7:16 PM
ok who are these anonymous people why do you have to be so secretive. Why don't you just get a mask and be batman or the joker or something?
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Max Castile, at 9:42 PM
Anonymous is the same as the one who chose the statue...see my other notes on "Apply Within"...
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Anonymous, at 1:36 PM
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