101 Texas
Do you guys remember the movie 101 Dalmatians when you were little. The bad lady cruela…which is a nice subtle villain name. The name has the word cruel in it. Its like naming someone Idiotis or Fagot. I think I will name one of my children cruela just because then everyone knows she means business. You don’t double cross cruela.
I was think though if this movie took place in texas it would be completely different. It would have to be 101 cows for one. Because what sissy little Texan would want Dalmatians. You go to the pet store and your like, “Hi I’d like to buy a Dalmatian and the guy is like “Um we got cows…. they are black and white.” You’d be like “SCREW IT I’LL TAKE THE COW.”
The thing is, the end of this Texas version would be completely different. You’d sell all your 101 black and white cows to Cruela Bob, he’d turn them into leather jackets to wear on his Harley. And you would go out and by a real dog.
Something like a pit bull, or a bulldog…..Yeah.
I was think though if this movie took place in texas it would be completely different. It would have to be 101 cows for one. Because what sissy little Texan would want Dalmatians. You go to the pet store and your like, “Hi I’d like to buy a Dalmatian and the guy is like “Um we got cows…. they are black and white.” You’d be like “SCREW IT I’LL TAKE THE COW.”
The thing is, the end of this Texas version would be completely different. You’d sell all your 101 black and white cows to Cruela Bob, he’d turn them into leather jackets to wear on his Harley. And you would go out and by a real dog.
Something like a pit bull, or a bulldog…..Yeah.
posted by Max Castile at
10:42 PM
2 Comments:
i feel bad for your kids cruela, lucifer/luci, and several other names that i temporirally have forgotten.
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Anonymous, at 4:14 PM
I think the others were East and West, and twin chinnese adopted children names ying and yang
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Anonymous, at 5:25 PM
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